I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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