I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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