exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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