I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
