The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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