god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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