butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
All the doctor said was why
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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