Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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