My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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