Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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