Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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