Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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