gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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