he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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