He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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