Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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