Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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