Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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