The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
