Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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