wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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