He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
