If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
