I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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