Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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