she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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