How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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