The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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