i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My pussy is not your playground.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
