According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
