Your face is a jimmy john
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
