dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
