Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high. You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp. The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks. And, for some reason an anal thermometer.
-Dave Attell
My roommates and I went out the night before leaving on spring break when we had to leave at 4:00am for our flight. Packed after we got back from the bar drunk. I apparently thought I was wearing nothing but bikinis and sexy bar shirts all break (we were going to Rome, and in March it's like in the 60's and there aren't any beaches). Whoops!!
11:16 - YEA! thats exactly what it means. lmfao what a pathetic reason to call someone a whore. please, ask around to see the meaning of words before you throw them in a sentence trying to sound hard. :)
Can you believe the republicans are so stupid they think dinosaurs and man walked around earth at the same time. These stupid fuckers are watching the flintstones thinking their watching a documentary.
Hahahaha that's what you get for not being able to control your drunk!!
I can do everything but drive and talk at a normal decibel... and walking gets difficult too, But everything else, if I do it slowly enough, I can excel at. Even texting. Hahaha
(718) this totally happened to me once. I however ended up waking up on an airplane; remembering nor how I got there, finding a suitcase in baggage I didn't know I owned and having packed my Dirty sheets and bathmat. Nice job! You remembered socks!
LOL ive had nights like this. cept for me its like:
Damage Assessment: Hair went from Crimped --> Straight, My eyes wont stay open, I no longer have fake eyelashes on, and I cant keep my head up while I'm trying to puke.
Alcohol <3
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