I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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