when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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