Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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