So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
