We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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