wanna go halves on a baby?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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