I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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