I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
