I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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