so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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