Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i just google imaged poop.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
