Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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