trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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