The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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