So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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