there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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