why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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