I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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