office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I forget how to act sober
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