she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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