I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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