Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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